PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
