Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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