what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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