Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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