So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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