so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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