that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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