I'm drive I can fine osifer
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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