So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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