I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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