My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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