all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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