Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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