id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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