I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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