so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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