It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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