If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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