watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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