jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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