we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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