Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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