he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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