We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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