It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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