doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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