Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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