Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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