I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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