Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Sacagawea was the original milf.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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