I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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