when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
