MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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