Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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