When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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