Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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