Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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