Those balls look pretty dangerous.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I touched a dick in church today
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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