I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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