I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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