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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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