so that wasnt chicken after all
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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