Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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