he puts the penis in happiness.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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