we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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