just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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