Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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