quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
tell me about the fingering
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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