I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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