The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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